Monday, June 22, 2009

President Barack Obama: You Scare Me

AN OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT OBAMA
By Lou Pritchett

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don't understand it at its core.

You scare me because you lack humility and 'class', always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the 'blame America' crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer 'wind mills' to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use 'extortion' tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O'Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett


Note: Lou Pritchett is a former vice president of Procter & Gamble whose career at that company spanned 36 years before his retirement in 1989, and he is the author of the 1995 business book, Stop Paddling & Start Rocking the Boat.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

In Relentless Pursuit of... Social Networking

Has it REALLY been almost 2 months since my last post!? 

Oh. My. God. 

I am so sorry Dear Reader but I have let time slip away from me in the last couple of months as I have been through a period of upheaval, fast paced changes and of course, the stagnation of playing the waiting game while my whole professional life shakes out.  As cryptic as that might sound, those who are intimately involved in the multiple deals I am making right now know what I'm talking about.

The best news to report in the last month has been the return of the Office Ninja; her Kung Fu is strong and she is the engine that drives this lumbering locomotive along most days.  It is really good to have Stephanie Mitchell back. Because of her, in large part, we continue to push forward and blaze trails, despite an uncertain future as bright as it might be:

Since it has been a little while since my last update I wanted to check in and let you know what we’ve been up to and let you in on some of our recent online private investigator magazine (Pursuit Magazine) projects in the past couple of weeks.

If you have not discovered the power of social networking and viral marketing yet, then it is seriously time to start…

TWITTER: 

Pursuit Magazine has joined Twitter. Some of you may know, Twitter is a FREE social networking site allowing you to micro-blog to users, send and read other users’ updates (better known as tweets) and network with many, many people with the same interests. It has been a fantastic tool for us to send out updates on news, articles and industry related information.

Join us on Twitter Pursuit Magazine on Twitter

NING:
I cannot rave enough about NING and all the amazingly cool things you can do. Pursuit Magazine has created an online forum using the Ning platform. It is here that you will find support, discussion and interaction with other professionals in the investigative and security industries. We encourage you to participate in our forum discussions or start a topic of your own!

Join our Private Investigator Networking and Forums on Ning

FACEBOOK:

If you are a Facebook visit and join our Pursuit Magazine group. You may find some familiar faces or new friends!

Join our Facebook group at: Pursuit Magazine on Facebook

MYSPACE:
If you still love and cling to the world of MySpace… then join us there! We have given our profile page a new look and our list of friends and supporters continues to grow.

Add us as your friend today: Pursuit Magazine on MySpace

Today, we are linked with hundreds of investigators, bail enforcement agents, attorneys, customers and friends. Establishing these important online connections has become an extremely rewarding experience with valuable gains for our business. 

I want to give a special thanks to everyone who has already joined us (without you, there would be no network) and to those of you who continue to support us!

Remember we are always looking for new authors, ideas and news! Don't hesitate to contact us through our website if you would like to contribute!

I won't take nearly as long to post here again... I promise!

Monday, April 20, 2009

El Scott Harrell Wants to Help Winston and his Parents- You Can Too.

I was updating my MySpace profile today when I came a cross a friend with the following bulletin:

“Please help me support Winston's Fund (Life Saving Emergency Vet Bills, Surgery & Critical Care)”

I admit I was curious, so I went to the website at http://www.wingrace.com/ where I was profoundly struck by the desperate situation only a pet owner might understand:

Risk financial ruin or let one of your best friends die.

In a nutshell Winston is a dog who had to have some VERY expensive surgery to remove a blockage in his stomach, then there were life or death complications that became even more expensive.  Now, several thousand dollars later, the owners, who love Winston very much, are facing great financial hardship.  One of the owners is right out of the Army and they were trying to get on their feet when this happened.  The good news is that it sounds like Winston is going to be just fine. 

Visit their website for more information and you will be moved too.

I remember when I was almost flat broke and fresh out of the Navy when our puppy Boudreaux (Buddy) became very ill.  My wife and I had to make the same choice… go deep into debt or let our best friend die.  No way!  We loved Boudreaux and would have sacrificed just about anything to get him well.  We managed to land a bank loan from a family friend who was a loan officer and then struggled for a few years to pay off the balance.  Buddy went on to live a great life and we spent another 13 years together.  I swear that he somehow knew about the hardship he was a part of and he did his best to make up for it his entire life- I am very proud to have known him.  You can see still his pictures on my MySpace page at http://www.myspace.com/floridainvestigator.

I do not know Winston’s owners, we have never spoken and I’m not quite sure how we became friends on MySpace but I can understand their situation and I knew that I had to do something to help Winston and his obviously loving but desperate parents, so I donated to their cause this morning after verifying that everything was legitimate and not a scam.

Sadly enough, I went through the day today a bit broken up about the whole thing and remembering Buddy- I miss him more than anything sometimes.  I want to do more for Winston’s family but I just cannot donate anymore money right now so I started thinking about what else I had to give… and I thought of you Dear Reader.

Yes, you…

Visit the Winston Fund website and see if it doesn't strike a bit of a soft note in your heart, then simply say a prayer for Winston and his family.  If you cannot give, and you are certainly under no obligation to do so, at least tell someone else about this website or post it on your blog, facebook or MySpace account, maybe they are in a place right now to donate $5 or $10 bucks.  I imagine that anything will help.

Thank you for listening and thank you for your support.

Friday, March 06, 2009

A Letter from the Boss

This is well worth reading. I can appreciate where this guy is coming from...

From a business owner who started with nothing and now owns 40+ Subway stores...

Truer words have never been spoken...kudos to the business owner who wrote it!  Should have been copied to the President!


To All My Valued Employees,

There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges.

However, the good news is this: The economy doesn't pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interests.

First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story. This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You've seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I'm sure; all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life.

However, what you don't see is the back story.

I started this company 28 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living apartment was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn't have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business -- hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom's for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn't look like it was birthed in the 70's. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9 am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don't. There is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest.  There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to my hip like a 1 year old special-needs child. You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden -- the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations... you never realize the back story and the sacrifices I've made.

Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for.

Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds.

Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:  I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don't pay enough. I have state taxes, Federal taxes, Property taxes, Sales and use taxes, Payroll taxes, Workers compensation taxes, Unemployment taxes, Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my "stimulus" check was? Zero, Nada, Zilch.

The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 314 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check? Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country.

The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck, you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? That's nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree, which is why your job is in jeopardy.

Here is what many of you don't understand... to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn't need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don't defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking  that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the poor of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep.

So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple.

If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child's future. Frankly, it isn't my problem any more.

Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire. You see, I'm done. I'm done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about....

Signed,

Your Boss

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

President Barack Obama's Immigration Fairy

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children."

The man told the fairy. "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "two more to go."

The refugee claimant now got bolder.  "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.  I want to bring them all over here."

PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay.

"One more wish," said the fairy, waving her wand. 

"Yes, one more wish.  I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans."

PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed.  "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said "Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself." And she disappeared.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Towing versus Salvage- How a Boat Towing Service will Rip You Off

“Towing  vs Salvage”
By C. C. Thorsen

Boaters should not assume anything when it comes to boating. If you are a boater and have not taken a towing/salvage 101 course let me speak from experience and recommend that you do not wait until you need a tow to find out the coverage you have. Trust me there is a big different in the cost. Most of the boaters that I know have some type of towing insurance. However, there are different levels of coverage just as any other types of insurance. You should take the time to read and understand the amount of coverage you have. For example, do you know the difference in a simple tow, a soft grounding, a hard grounding, and salvage? 

On November 14th, 2008 I had a very unpleasant experience in my 72’ houseboat when a very strong wind picked up during the night of an overnight trip and caused my stern anchor to drag and blew me parallel to the beach. The wind also caused the tide to go out very fast leaving me in very shallow water. At 6:00 AM the next morning (11/15/08) when I awoke to find that I had a problem, my boat was still floating but I would need some help to have it pulled into deeper water.

I called my towing service and explained my situation to them and advised them that the tide was still going out and very fast. I was asked if I/we, or my boat was in any danger and I told them that we were not. Even though they were only thirty five to forty minutes away from me they did not arrive until 9:15 AM and by that time I did not have any water under a large portion of my boat.

When the tow boat arrived the Captain determined that this was a “hard grounding” and had me sign the contract. He then attempted to pull my boat straight back parallel with the beach but it would not move. Even though none of the conditions changed other than he was going to pull the stern of the boat out away from the beach the captain advised me that this was going to turn into “salvage” instead of a hard ground tow. I was not sure exactly what he was talking about however he asked me if I had hull insurance and he wanted to see my insurance policy. He stated that my insurance company would not have problem with his charge of $125.00 per foot ($9,000.00). I said but what about my $4,000.00 deductible, he said that he was sorry about that .He then had me initial the original contract showing it as a salvage.  The captain then proceeded to place a large water pump on the back of my boat (though he never started the engine) and stuck oil soaks rags in the engine compartment vents, he said this was to prevent water from coming into the engine compartment which was not necessary because the water level never got high enough for any water to come into the vents. He then pulled the stern of the boat around into deeper water and with the help of my two engines the boat was backed off the sand. In the Captain’s written report he stated that my boat was taking on water which it was not but I assume that was his justification for changing it to a salvage. The moral to this story is that had this been classified as a “hard ground tow” (and that is what it was) instead of a “salvage” the Captain would have earned approximately $1,000.00 which was covered by my unlimited coverage with Boat US instead of the $9,000.00 of which I would have to pay $4,000.00. Had I known the difference in the types of “tows and salvage” I would not have signed the agreement contract until I had a better understanding of why it was being changed from a tow to a salvage.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Sometimes, You Just Cannot Win!

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God With no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read:

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.  Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.  By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.  By the way, there was $4 missing.  I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

Sincerely,

Edna

Argument Against Current Immigration Proposals

This is a very good letter to the editor. This woman made some good points. For some reason, people have difficulty structuring their arguments when arguing against supporting the currently proposed immigration revisions. This lady made the argument pretty simple, which of course was NOT printed in the Orange County Register...

Newspapers simply won't publish letters to the editor which they either deem politically incorrect (read below) or which does not agree with the philosophy they're pushing on the public. This woman wrote a great letter to the editor that should have been published; but, with your help it will get published via cyberspace!

From: 'David LaBonte'
My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the OC Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to 'print' it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:

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Dear Editor:

So many letter writers have based their arguments on how this land is made up of immigrants. Ernie Lujan for one, suggests we should tear down the Statue of Liberty because the people now in question aren't being treated the same as those who passed through Ellis Island and other ports of entry.

Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States, people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented . Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home.

They had waved good bye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture. Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.

Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany, Italy, France, and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people.

When we liberated France, no one in those villages were looking for the French-American or the German- American or the Irish-American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.

And here we are in 2008 with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges, only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's not what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.

And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.

(signed) Rosemary LaBonte

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Welfare just ain't what it used to be! Section 8 housing entitlements

I received this via email today and thought it might make some of my readers uncomfortable:

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Sharon Jasper has been victimized.  Poor thing... she has been rabidly wronged. She has become a Section 8 care case; the victim of ever changing public housing policies.

Sharon Jasper has spent 57 of her 58 years dedicated to one cause and one cause only and has nothing to show for her dedicated servitude.  She has lived in Section 8 housing all but 1 of her 58 years.  It was a legacy passed down from her parents who moved into Section 8 housing in 1949 when she was six months old.  She has passed the legacy down to her children, but fears they may have to get jobs to pay for the utilities and deposits.

She laments about her one year hiatus from the comfort of her Section 8 nirvana, "I tried it for a year, you know, working and all.  It's not anything I would want to go through again, or wish on anyone in my family, but I am damn proud of that year."

Sharon was moved out of her St. Bernard housing project after hurricane Katrina and into a new, yet albeit, substandard quarterage.  As can be noted from the above photo of her new Section 8 home, it is repugnant and not suitable for someone of Sharon Jasper's seniority status in the system.  "Don't be fooled by them hardwood floors," says Sharon, "they told me they were putting in scraped wood floors cause it was more expensive and elegant, but I am not a fool, that was just a way to make me take scratched up wood because I am black.  The 60 inch HD TV?  It may look nice but it is not a plasma.  It's not a plasma because I'm black.  Now they want me to pay a deposit and utilities on this dump."

"Do you know why?"

She has held her tongue in silence through the years of abuse by the system, but it came to a head at the New Orleans city council meeting where discussions were under way about the tearing down of the St. Bernard projects.  When a near riotous exchange between groups opposing the tearing down of St. Bernard and groups wanting the dilapidated buildings torn down and newer ones built,   Sharon  unleashed verbal hell with her once silenced tongue.  The object of her oratory prowess was an acquiescent poor white boy in attendance.  The context of her scathing rebuke was, "Just because you pay for my house, my car, my big screen and my food, I will not be treated like a slave!" and "Back up and Shut up!  Shut up, white boy!  Shut up, white boy!"

Recapping from the mental log of the city council minutes in her head, Sharon repines, "Our families have been displaced all over the United States.  They are being forced to commit crimes in cities they are unfamiliar with.  It is a very uncomfortable situation for them..  Bring them back, then let's talk about redevelopment."

Sharon directs the reporter's attention across the street to Duncan Plaza where homeless people are living in tents and states that, "I might do better out there with one of these tents."

She further lamented her sentiments about her situation, "I might be poor, but I don't have to live poor."

Any wonder why this country is in the shape it is?  Maybe we should all just chip in and get her the plasma TV she so richly deserves! Remember to pay your taxes-  Sharon needs your help. 

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Spread the wealth!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

An Athiest Holiday

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming holy days.  He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.  The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.  The case was brought before a judge. 

After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling, saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.  The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.  Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.  Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'  Thus, it is the opinion of this court that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool.  Therefore, April 1st is his day.  Court is adjourned."  
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