Actually, I would have said, "Thank you, Jesus." but some would have dismissed me as a fundamentalist right-wing homophobe, which is clearly and substantially not the case.
Why the blog post?
I have NEVER disliked a person on TV as much as that wretched, soul-less egotistical, NEGATIVE, conniving, back-stabbing, sorry excuse for a human being. I wish Richard Blais or Stephanie Izard would have thrown her "under the bus" and pointed out that she only won one elimination challenge, zero quick fire challenges and managed to be in the bottom three contestants up for elimination for a terrible performance 6 times- more than any other contestant! To make matters even more clear, she only managed to be selected as one of the better performing chefs 1 time in the 12 episodes she did not win. She sunk to all-time lows of villainy with the unending insults and her wilingness to point out every one else's flaws at the judges table.
She embodies the word "negative" in every sense of the word.
How exactly could the Top Chef judges choose her to be a top 3 finalist??? WTF. Statistically speaking, Antonia, Dale and Andrew all had superior records and were far superior candidates for Top Chef. Absent any clear or compelling evidence to the contrary, I am left only suppose it was simply that Lisa fits Bravo Entertainment's "key demographic" why they kept her around.
Of course if that was the situation then Bravo made an error as is evidenced by the phone-in viewer pole results in which Fernandes only garnered a 4% response to the question, "Who should be Top Chef?" among remaining contestants Richard and Stephanie.
I was pissed that I even had to sweat it out thinking that there was the slightest possibility that she MIGHT win. I was going to swear the show off forever if she had. One thing is for certain, that show lost a lot of credibility. Guaging everyone else's reaction in the blogosphere, I am not too far off.
Big Brown did not win the Triple Crown, that's OK because Lisa is not Top Chef.
I didn't win the Florida Lottery last Saturday night, that's okay because Lisa Fernandes is not Bravo's pick for Top Chef.
My dog ate my $180 pair of Oakleys, that's OK because Fernandes was not chosen as the winner of Top Chef.
Everything is right with the universe and I am at peace; Lisa Fernandes is not Top Chef.
BTW, I do not claim to be an excellent cook but I can most certainly afford to eat at Mai House where Lisa works, I would simply not to support a restaurant where she was a chef.
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